Funny Koozies - Cans & Beer Bottles - Humorous Coolie Quotes

Made of 1/8" (3mm) neoprene (wet suit) material, this coolie fits most 12 oz. cans, 16 oz. cans and beer bottles (short or tall). The bottom is collapsible and folds flat for easy storage. Colors and graphics are digital depictions and may vary slightly on the actual product. Keeps drinks colder longer and hands dry. Prevents surface damage from condensation.
 

Optional metal bottle opener is attached to zipper pull. Made of 1/8" (3mm) neoprene (wet suit) material, this coolie fits standard 12 oz. beer botttles (will not fit short bottles, it is too tall). Zipper on reverse side for easy access and a glued in rubber bottom (fully enclosed) for stability. 

Delivery Information
Orders are printed and shipped as they are placed, usually within 48 hours, however if we have to re-stock it may take up to 5 business days to ship the order. We use USPS First Class or Priority Mail, expect delivery 2-4 days after you receive the shipping email alert.

It's a shark shaped firm foam can cooler shaped like a shark! Fits most 12 oz. and 16 oz. cans.
 

Delivery Information
Orders are printed and shipped as they are placed, usually within 24 hours. We use USPS First Class or Priority Mail, expect delivery 2-4 days after you receive the shipping email alert.
 

Made of 1/8" (3mm) neoprene (wet suit) material, this coolie standard 16oz and 18oz tapered pint glasses and any other cups of similar size. The bottom is collapsible and folds flat for easy storage. Colors and graphics are digital depictions and may vary slightly on the actual product. Keeps drinks colder longer and hands dry. Prevents surface damage from condensation.

Made of 1/8" (3mm) neoprene (wet suit) material, this coolie fits most 12 oz. cans, 16 oz. cans and beer bottles (short or tall). The bottom is collapsible and folds flat for easy storage. Colors and graphics are digital depictions and may vary slightly on the actual product. Keeps drinks colder longer and hands dry. Prevents surface damage from condensation.

Made of 1/8" (3mm) neoprene (wet suit) material, this coolie fits standard 12 oz. beer botttles (will not fit short bottles, it is too tall). Zipper on reverse side for easy access. Collapsible bottom, folds flat for storage (bottom is not fully enclosed).

Made of 1/8" (3mm) neoprene (wet suit) material, this coolie standard 16oz and 18oz tapered pint glasses and any other cups of similar size. The bottom is collapsible and folds flat for easy storage. Colors and graphics are digital depictions and may vary slightly on the actual product. Keeps drinks colder longer and hands dry. Prevents surface damage from condensation.

Made of 1/8" (3mm) neoprene (wet suit) material, this coolie standard 16oz and 18oz tapered pint glasses and any other cups of similar size. The bottom is collapsible and folds flat for easy storage. Colors and graphics are digital depictions and may vary slightly on the actual product. Keeps drinks colder longer and hands dry. Prevents surface damage from condensation.

Made of 1/8" (3mm) thick neoprene material (wet suit) material this coolie fits most 16 oz. cans, 20 oz. Red Bull Cans (non-slim), some water and soda bottles. Collapsible for easy storage. Colors and graphics are digital depictions and may vary slightly on the actual product. Printed on one side.

Delivery Information
Orders are printed and shipped as they are placed, usually within 48 hours, however if we have to re-stock it may take up to 5 business days to ship the order. We use USPS First Class or Priority Mail, expect delivery 2-4 days after you receive the shipping email alert.
 

Made of 1/8" (3mm) neoprene (wet suit) material, this coolie fits most 12 oz. cans, 16 oz. cans and beer bottles (short or tall). The bottom is collapsible and folds flat for easy storage. Colors and graphics are digital depictions and may vary slightly on the actual product. Keeps drinks colder longer and hands dry. Prevents surface damage from condensation.

Made of 1/8" (3mm) neoprene (wet suit) material, this coolie fits most 12 oz. cans, 16 oz. cans and beer bottles (short or tall). The bottom is collapsible and folds flat for easy storage. Colors and graphics are digital depictions and may vary slightly on the actual product. Keeps drinks colder longer and hands dry. Prevents surface damage from condensation.
 

Made of 1/8" (3mm) neoprene (wet suit) material, this coolie standard 16oz and 18oz tapered pint glasses and any other cups of similar size. The bottom is collapsible and folds flat for easy storage. Colors and graphics are digital depictions and may vary slightly on the actual product. Keeps drinks colder longer and hands dry. Prevents surface damage from condensation.

Made of 1/8" (3mm) neoprene (wet suit) material, this coolie fits standard 12 oz. beer botttles (will not fit short bottles, it is too tall). Zipper on reverse side for easy access. Collapsible bottom, folds flat for storage (bottom is not fully enclosed).

Optional metal bottle opener is attached to zipper pull. Made of 1/8" (3mm) neoprene (wet suit) material, this coolie fits standard 12 oz. beer botttles (will not fit short bottles, it is too tall). Zipper on reverse side for easy access and a glued in rubber bottom (fully enclosed) for stability. 

Made of 1/8" (3mm) neoprene (wet suit) material, this coolie standard 16oz plastic disposable party cups and Solo cups. The bottom is collapsible and folds flat for easy storage. Colors and graphics are digital depictions and may vary slightly on the actual product. Keeps drinks colder longer and hands dry. Prevents surface damage from condensation.

Optional metal bottle opener is attached to zipper pull. Made of 1/8" (3mm) neoprene (wet suit) material, this coolie fits standard 12 oz. beer botttles (will not fit short bottles, it is too tall). Zipper on reverse side for easy access and a glued in rubber bottom (fully enclosed) for stability. 
 

Made of 1/8" (3mm) neoprene (wet suit) material, this coolie standard 16oz plastic disposable party cups and Solo cups. The bottom is collapsible and folds flat for easy storage. Colors and graphics are digital depictions and may vary slightly on the actual product. Keeps drinks colder longer and hands dry. Prevents surface damage from condensation.

Optional metal bottle opener is attached to zipper pull. Made of 1/8" (3mm) neoprene (wet suit) material, this coolie fits standard 12 oz. beer botttles (will not fit short bottles, it is too tall). Zipper on reverse side for easy access and a glued in rubber bottom (fully enclosed) for stability. 

Delivery Information
Orders are printed and shipped as they are placed, usually within 48 hours, however if we have to re-stock it may take up to 5 business days to ship the order. We use USPS First Class or Priority Mail, expect delivery 2-4 days after you receive the shipping email alert.

Made of 1/8" (3mm) neoprene (wet suit) material, this coolie standard 16oz and 18oz tapered pint glasses and any other cups of similar size. The bottom is collapsible and folds flat for easy storage. Colors and graphics are digital depictions and may vary slightly on the actual product. Keeps drinks colder longer and hands dry. Prevents surface damage from condensation.

Made of 1/8" (3mm) neoprene (wet suit) material, this coolie fits most 12 oz. cans, 16 oz. cans and beer bottles (short or tall). The bottom is collapsible and folds flat for easy storage. Colors and graphics are digital depictions and may vary slightly on the actual product. Keeps drinks colder longer and hands dry. Prevents surface damage from condensation.

Delivery Information
Orders are printed and shipped as they are placed, usually within 48 hours, however if we have to re-stock it may take up to 5 business days to ship the order. We use USPS First Class or Priority Mail, expect delivery 2-4 days after you receive the shipping email alert.

Made of 1/8" (3mm) neoprene (wet suit) material, this coolie standard 16oz and 18oz tapered pint glasses and any other cups of similar size. The bottom is collapsible and folds flat for easy storage. Colors and graphics are digital depictions and may vary slightly on the actual product. Keeps drinks colder longer and hands dry. Prevents surface damage from condensation.

Made of 1/8" (3mm) neoprene (wet suit) material, this coolie fits most 12 oz. cans, 16 oz. cans and beer bottles. The bottom is collapsible and folds flat for easy storage. Colors and graphics are digital depictions and may vary slightly on the actual product. Keeps drinks colder longer and hands dry. Prevents surface damage from condensation.

Delivery Information
Orders are printed and shipped as they are placed, usually within 48 hours, however if we have to re-stock it may take up to 5 business days to ship the order. We use USPS First Class or Priority Mail, expect delivery 2-4 days after you receive the shipping email alert.
 

Made of 1/8" (3mm) neoprene (wet suit) material, this coolie standard 16oz and 18oz tapered pint glasses and any other cups of similar size. The bottom is collapsible and folds flat for easy storage. Colors and graphics are digital depictions and may vary slightly on the actual product. Keeps drinks colder longer and hands dry. Prevents surface damage from condensation.

Made of 1/8" (3mm) neoprene (wet suit) material, this coolie standard 16oz and 18oz tapered pint glasses and any other cups of similar size. The bottom is collapsible and folds flat for easy storage. Colors and graphics are digital depictions and may vary slightly on the actual product. Keeps drinks colder longer and hands dry. Prevents surface damage from condensation.

Made of 1/8" (3mm) thick neoprene material (wet suit) material this coolie fits most 16 oz. cans, 20 oz. Red Bull Cans (non-slim), some water and soda bottles. Collapsible for easy storage. Colors and graphics are digital depictions and may vary slightly on the actual product. Printed on one side.

Delivery Information
Orders are printed and shipped as they are placed, usually within 48 hours, however if we have to re-stock it may take up to 5 business days to ship the order. We use USPS First Class or Priority Mail, expect delivery 2-4 days after you receive the shipping email alert.
 

Nice neoprene growler cover coolie, fits standard 64 oz. growlers perfectly to keep your beer cold and protected. Strap for carrying and easy access velcro hook and loop opening for easy access.

Made of 1/8" (3mm) neoprene (wet suit) material, this coolie fits most 12 oz. cans, 16 oz. cans and beer bottles (short or tall). The bottom is collapsible and folds flat for easy storage. Colors and graphics are digital depictions and may vary slightly on the actual product. Keeps drinks colder longer and hands dry. Prevents surface damage from condensation.

Delivery Information
Orders are printed and shipped as they are placed, usually within 48 hours, however if we have to re-stock it may take up to 5 business days to ship the order. We use USPS First Class or Priority Mail, expect delivery 2-4 days after you receive the shipping email alert.

Made of 1/8" (3mm) neoprene (wet suit) material, this coolie fits most 12 oz. cans, 16 oz. cans and beer bottles (short or tall). The bottom is collapsible and folds flat for easy storage. Colors and graphics are digital depictions and may vary slightly on the actual product. Keeps drinks colder longer and hands dry. Prevents surface damage from condensation.

Made of 1/8" (3mm) neoprene (wet suit) material, this coolie fits most 12 oz. cans, 16 oz. cans and beer bottles (short or tall). The bottom is collapsible and folds flat for easy storage. Colors and graphics are digital depictions and may vary slightly on the actual product. Keeps drinks colder longer and hands dry. Prevents surface damage from condensation.

Made of 1/8" (3mm) neoprene (wet suit) material, this coolie standard 16oz and 18oz tapered pint glasses and any other cups of similar size. The bottom is collapsible and folds flat for easy storage. Colors and graphics are digital depictions and may vary slightly on the actual product. Keeps drinks colder longer and hands dry. Prevents surface damage from condensation.