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This thick foam coolie features a patented valve that allows you to easily and cleanly "shotgun," or chug a beer. Simply put your beer in, open it and press the valve while drinking to increase the flow. 3/8" thick for superior insulation when you're not chugging.

Delivery Information
Orders are printed and shipped as they are placed, usually within 48 hours, however if we have to re-stock it may take up to 5 business days to ship the order. We use USPS First Class or Priority Mail, expect delivery 2-4 days after you receive the shipping email alert.

This thick foam coolie features a patented valve that allows you to easily and cleanly "shotgun," or chug a beer. Simply put your beer in, open it and press the valve while drinking to increase the flow. 3/8" thick for superior insulation when you're not chugging.

Delivery Information
Orders are printed and shipped as they are placed, usually within 48 hours, however if we have to re-stock it may take up to 5 business days to ship the order. We use USPS First Class or Priority Mail, expect delivery 2-4 days after you receive the shipping email alert.

• 2 strong magnets are sewn on to one side of the coolie in leather-like pouch.
• High quality 3mm (1/8") neoprene (wet suit material).
• Coolie fits most 12 oz. cans, 16 oz. cans and 12 oz. beer bottles.
• Collapsible bottom, folds flat for storage.
• Keeps drinks or beer colder longer and hands dry.
• Prevents surface damage

Made of 1/8" (3mm) neoprene (wet suit) material, this coolie standard 16oz and 18oz tapered pint glasses and any other cups of similar size. The bottom is collapsible and folds flat for easy storage. Keeps drinks colder longer and hands dry. Prevents surface damage from condensation.

Made of 1/8" (3mm) neoprene (wet suit) material, this coolie fits standard 12 oz. beer botttles (will not fit short bottles, it is too tall). Zipper on reverse side for easy access. Collapsible bottom, folds flat for storage (bottom is not fully enclosed).

Made of 1/8" (3mm) neoprene (wet suit) material, this coolie fits most 12 oz. slim cans like Michelob Ultra, Truly, White Claw. The bottom is collapsible and folds flat for easy storage. Keeps drinks colder longer and hands dry. Prevents surface damage from condensation.

Made of 1/8" (3mm) neoprene (wet suit) material, this coolie fits most 12 oz. slim cans (ultra style) The bottom is collapsible and folds flat for easy storage. Colors and graphics are digital depictions and may vary slightly on the actual product. Keeps drinks colder longer and hands dry. Prevents surface damage from condensation.

Made of 1/8" (3mm) neoprene (wet suit) material this coolie fits most standard plastic party/solo cups. Collapsible bottom, folds flat for storage. Keeps drinks colder longer and hands dry. Prevents surface damage from condensation.

Made of 1/8" (3mm) neoprene (wet suit) material this coolie fits most 16 oz. cans and 16/17 oz. disposable water bottles. Collapsible bottom, folds flat for storage. Keeps drinks colder longer and hands dry. Prevents surface damage from condensation. Printed on one side.

Delivery Information
Orders are printed and shipped as they are placed, usually within 48 hours, however if we have to re-stock it may take up to 5 business days to ship the order. We use USPS First Class or Priority Mail, expect delivery 2-4 days after you receive the shipping email alert.
 

Made of 1/8" (3mm) neoprene (wet suit) material this coolie fits standard height 12 oz. beer bottles (won't fit shorter bottles), has a zipper for easy access and a rubber bottom for stability. Prevents surface damage from condensation.

• 2 strong magnets are sewn on to one side of the coolie in leather-like pouch.
• High quality 3mm (1/8") neoprene (wet suit material).
• Coolie fits most 12 oz. cans, 16 oz. cans and 12 oz. beer bottles.
• Collapsible bottom, folds flat for storage.
• Keeps drinks or beer colder longer and hands dry.
• Prevents surface damage

Made of 1/8" (3mm) neoprene (wet suit) material, this coolie standard 16oz and 18oz tapered pint glasses and any other cups of equal size. The bottom is collapsible and folds flat for easy storage. Keeps drinks colder longer and hands dry. Prevents surface damage from condensation.

Made of 1/8" (3mm) neoprene (wet suit) material, this coolie fits most 12 oz. cans, 16 oz. cans and beer bottles (short or tall). The bottom is collapsible and folds flat for easy storage. Colors and graphics are digital depictions and may vary slightly on the actual product. Keeps drinks colder longer and hands dry. Prevents surface damage from condensation.

Made of 1/8" (3mm) neoprene (wet suit) material, this coolie fits most 12 oz. cans, 16 oz. cans and beer bottles (short or tall). The bottom is collapsible and folds flat for easy storage. Colors and graphics are digital depictions and may vary slightly on the actual product. Keeps drinks colder longer and hands dry. Prevents surface damage from condensation.

Optional metal bottle opener is attached to zipper pull. Made of 1/8" (3mm) neoprene (wet suit) material, this coolie fits standard 12 oz. beer botttles (will not fit short bottles, it is too tall). Zipper on reverse side for easy access and a glued in rubber bottom (fully enclosed) for stability. 

Delivery Information
Orders are printed and shipped as they are placed, usually within 48 hours, however if we have to re-stock it may take up to 5 business days to ship the order. We use USPS First Class or Priority Mail, expect delivery 2-4 days after you receive the shipping email alert.

Made of 1/8" (3mm) neoprene (wet suit) material, this coolie fits most 12 oz. slim cans (ultra style) The bottom is collapsible and folds flat for easy storage. Colors and graphics are digital depictions and may vary slightly on the actual product. Keeps drinks colder longer and hands dry. Prevents surface damage from condensation.

Made of 1/8" (3mm) neoprene (wet suit) material, this coolie fits most 12 oz. slim cans (ultra style) The bottom is collapsible and folds flat for easy storage. Colors and graphics are digital depictions and may vary slightly on the actual product. Keeps drinks colder longer and hands dry. Prevents surface damage from condensation.

Made of 1/8" (3mm) neoprene (wet suit) material, this coolie fits most 12 oz. slim cans (ultra style) The bottom is collapsible and folds flat for easy storage. Colors and graphics are digital depictions and may vary slightly on the actual product. Keeps drinks colder longer and hands dry. Prevents surface damage from condensation.

Made of 1/8" (3mm) neoprene (wet suit) material, this coolie standard 16oz and 18oz tapered pint glasses and any other cups of similar size. The bottom is collapsible and folds flat for easy storage. Colors and graphics are digital depictions and may vary slightly on the actual product. Keeps drinks colder longer and hands dry. Prevents surface damage from condensation.

Made of 1/8" (3mm) neoprene (wet suit) material, this coolie standard 16oz and 18oz tapered pint glasses and any other cups of similar size. The bottom is collapsible and folds flat for easy storage. Colors and graphics are digital depictions and may vary slightly on the actual product. Keeps drinks colder longer and hands dry. Prevents surface damage from condensation.

Made of 1/8" (3mm) neoprene (wet suit) material, this coolie fits most 12 oz. cans, 16 oz. cans and beer bottles (short or tall). The bottom is collapsible and folds flat for easy storage. Colors and graphics are digital depictions and may vary slightly on the actual product. Keeps drinks colder longer and hands dry. Prevents surface damage from condensation.

Made of 1/8" (3mm) neoprene (wet suit) material, this coolie fits standard 12 oz. beer botttles (will not fit short bottles, it is too tall). Zipper on reverse side for easy access and a glued in rubber bottom (fully enclosed) for stability. 

Made of 1/8" (3mm) neoprene (wet suit) material, this coolie fits standard 12 oz. beer botttles (will not fit short bottles, it is too tall). Zipper on reverse side for easy access. Collapsible bottom, folds flat for storage (bottom is not fully enclosed).

Take any 12 oz. can or bottle, place it in the coolie, strong magnets encased in a lether-like pouch on 1 side of the coolie will hold it strong to any metal surface. No table, no problem!

Made of 1/8" (3mm) thick neoprene material (wet suit) material this coolie fits most 16 oz. cans, 20 oz. Red Bull Cans (non-slim), some water and soda bottles. Collapsible for easy storage. Colors and graphics are digital depictions and may vary slightly on the actual product. Printed on one side.

Delivery Information
Orders are printed and shipped as they are placed, usually within 48 hours, however if we have to re-stock it may take up to 5 business days to ship the order. We use USPS First Class or Priority Mail, expect delivery 2-4 days after you receive the shipping email alert.
 

Made of 1/8" (3mm) neoprene (wet suit) material, this coolie fits most 12 oz. cans, 16 oz. cans and beer bottles (short or tall). The bottom is collapsible and folds flat for easy storage. Colors and graphics are digital depictions and may vary slightly on the actual product. Keeps drinks colder longer and hands dry. Prevents surface damage from condensation.
 

Made of 1/8" (3mm) neoprene (wet suit) material, this coolie fits standard 12 oz. beer botttles (will not fit short bottles, it is too tall). Zipper on reverse side for easy access. Collapsible bottom, folds flat for storage (bottom is not fully enclosed).

Optional metal bottle opener is attached to zipper pull. Made of 1/8" (3mm) neoprene (wet suit) material, this coolie fits standard 12 oz. beer botttles (will not fit short bottles, it is too tall). Zipper on reverse side for easy access and a glued in rubber bottom (fully enclosed) for stability. 

Made of 1/8" (3mm) thick neoprene material (wet suit) material this coolie fits most 16 oz. cans, 20 oz. Red Bull Cans (non-slim), some water and soda bottles. Collapsible for easy storage. Colors and graphics are digital depictions and may vary slightly on the actual product. Printed on one side.

Delivery Information
Orders are printed and shipped as they are placed, usually within 48 hours, however if we have to re-stock it may take up to 5 business days to ship the order. We use USPS First Class or Priority Mail, expect delivery 2-4 days after you receive the shipping email alert.
 

Made of 1/8" (3mm) neoprene (wet suit) material, this coolie standard 16oz and 18oz tapered pint glasses and any other cups of similar size. The bottom is collapsible and folds flat for easy storage. Colors and graphics are digital depictions and may vary slightly on the actual product. Keeps drinks colder longer and hands dry. Prevents surface damage from condensation.